Thursday, March 10, 2011

Garfield on Oil Shortage

 I received this in an email from my Mom and Dad.

GARFIELD ON OIL SHORTAGE 


A  lot of  folks can't understand how we came
 to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well,  there's a very simple  answer.
 

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Nobody   bothered to check the oil.
  
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We  just  didn't know we were getting low.
  
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The  reason  for that is purely geographical.
  
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Our  OIL is  located in:
  
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal   Florida
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Coastal   Louisiana
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North   Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC..............   


Any questions? NO? Didn't think So.
 

10 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I couldn't get your Garfield Photo to appear. And the Dip-sticks definitely in Washington.

Teresa said...

Odie,

I did a little magic with the photo so hopefully you'll be able to see it now.

Eman said...

This puts it in perspective. As always, Spot on Mz. Rice.

With prices up 67% since OB took office, I'm wondering if Republicans will put a domestic drill bill on his desk. This would be a priority for me if I was a Rep.

Pedaling said...

drill, baby, drill!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

YUP !

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one, Teresa.

Leticia said...

Classic! Loved it!! I may have to borrow this and e-mail it. Way too funny. And who can resist Garfield?

cube said...

Pedaling beat me to it, but "Drill, baby, drill" is the answer. We wasted too many years listening to the eco-nutcases. We need energy independence from the middle east and we need it now.

Matt said...

That's hilarious Teresa! Great job!

Supi said...

Teresa, I love it.