Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Cowboy Way


King Obama sits on his throne in his sinister lair with his computer right by his side, amidst the mountainous terrain in Poland. Obama has capitulated to Russia and squelched the Missile Defense System that was promised to Poland. The only reason Obama would veer off in this drastic direction is that he has gone looney. Obama traded Russia gold, and the U.S. received mere peanuts in return. The snake(Obama) has made a back door deal with Putin and supposedly promises to create a better Defense Missile shield while stringing Poland along at the same time.

All of a sudden, Obama sees a bright orange light. Clear as day, Its a missile. The orange light gets much brighter, bigger, and even bigger. With his computer Obama fgures out the missile will hit Poland in about 6 hours. He says, AaaaHH!! Its coming at me!! OMG, meanwhile there's NO missile defense shield to protect him or the surrounding area. Well, gosh dangit, Maybe Bush was right afterall? The Missile Shield would have been a great idea!! Maybe, I could save Poland from a horrible disaster with my messianic powers? But, he thinks... I can't betray my fellow fascist, thuglike dictators- Putin, Ahmadinejad(will refer to him as Imad), and Chavez. They are my bros. What the heck has Poland done for me lately? Nothing. Poland has only sent soldiers into Iraq and Afghanistan and supported the Patriotic USA loving Bush. I can't be a part of any of that. I'll just leave Poland to deal with that drat missile.




King Obama fleets off in his commando type plane in warp speed to a far off hideaway place located in Iran, to meet his good budddies Imad, Putin, and Chavez. King Obama's good buddies lead him inside a cave, what is supposed to be a safe place for an extended stay for all of them. Obama says Gee, this kinda looks like the layout of Club Gitmo. A rock falls on his head, and as the iron bars come down, Imad says, The terrorists liked it so much we thought we'd replicate it specfically for YOU. King Obama says, What the hell? People call me the One. Some even call me the messiah. The door closes and through the little window, Obama's so called good buddies tell him, We knew that you were weak. We used you so that we could rule the World. We're much better manipulaters and liars then you are. Plus, that God complex irks us to no end. Imad, Chavez and Putin say, Your way too much of a Christian for us. Obama said, Oh! No! That Christian jargon was just an act and a complete cover up during the election, to get me elected. A says, Oh Well Shit happens. There are only enough riches in the World for us three amigos to sponge off of.

Within an hour Biden receives word from the secret service that Obama has disappeared from Poland. Then, a message comes through from Chavez, Putin, and Imad saying, we have your cowardly pussy of a President. We are holding him until you relinquish all rights to the fortune of America. Biden says, UH! We don't have fortune in America. Haven't you heard that there's a global recession that started with the U.S.? Putin, Chavez and Imad say, Is he really a man? He didn't put up a fight at all. Biden says, Of course, Last I checked, he was a man. Biden says, We need the One, We'll get call you back. Meanwhile all of the national security were in the process of trying to think of a plan to rescue King Obama. Biden says, How about Bush, Cheney, and Chuck Norris? Wicked Witch Pelosi says Hell No! They approve of the use of that enhanced interrogation technique crap. Biden, says, It might be torture, but it works. The Wicked witch Pelosi states, I won't be a part of this unethical business of rescuing the President. The wicked witch goes flying on her broom back to San Francisco.


Biden calls the cowboy trio and they are willing to use their tactics to rescue King Obama. A few CIA agents accompany Bush, Cheney, and Norris to Iran to rescue Obama. Chuck Norris uses his expertise in Karate to capture the Iranian guards. The CIA start the process of gaining intelligence information using a new and particularly vicious enhanced interrogation technique adapted from the works of the late Douglas Adams.






In record time, they find out the exact location of where King Obama is being held. The CIA agents, Bush, Cheney, and Norris are outside of the cave where Obama is being held. They all used lethal force against the guards. They finally figure out the combination to get inside the cave. They have found King Obama. King Obama asked, How did you find me? We used CIA agents to gather intelligence using EIT's. Obambi asks, How ethical is that? Then they think to themselves, with comments like that, should we leave him to fend for himself? Then the CIA, Cheney, Bush, Norris drag Obambi outside.






An hour later King Obama finally remembers to tell Biden that there there is a huge orange missile heading straight for Poland. What should we do? Bush said, Why not tell Biden to dispatch some F-22 stealth fighters to intercept the missile,and shoot it down? Obambi states, that sounds like a good idea.

Another hour later, Biden does just that. First, the military intercepts the missile and shoots it down. Then the military headed to Iran and they bomb, bomb Iran. They kill all three of the rogue brutal dictators Putin, Chavez , and Imad. And, King Obama is now safe and sound on his throne in Washington D.C. Thanks to the skilled CIA agents using EIT's, Chuck Norris's karate skills, and Bush and Cheney.

23 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Teresa! That is a most wonderful and creative story. Also, the pics were great too. What a great imagination you have! I would have left obummer there to get nuked, but that's just me...hee hee.

I love the new look of your blog. The dark blue really sets it off nicely. Glad you like mine too. My background is plain, but it's the elements I add that give it visual interest. Have a nice sunday!

Steve: The Lightning Man said...

You can't dispatch F-22's! They canceled them and there aren't enough! LOL


Great read....sounds like something I'd come up with at 3AM with insomniac heartburn....which is how I often create my best stuff!

LL said...

I would have left Dear Leader there to be nuked too. There is a poetic justice in it all.

Teresa said...

Amusing Bunni,
Thanks. I'm starting to let my creativity shine through. Well, Thought about leaving him to get nuked but you know how serious Libs are, didn't want to be accused of anything. Thanks for the compliment on my new look my blog. Your blog shows your excellent creative abilities. Have a relaxing Sunday!

Teresa said...

Steve,
F-22's, one more military item that Obama has canceled. Thank You for the compliment. I do much better work at night than during the morning.

Teresa said...

LL,
Well, you know that Libs are just way too serious. I didn't want to be accused of anything, although I definitely agree with you.

WomanHonorThyself said...

I posted as well Teresa..can u believe this girl!

Ron Russell said...

That was great Teresa, simply great. I sure it took a while to write this one, but you should have left the bastard there. Give us a happy ending next time. The images were great. I appreciate good work and this was very good.

Opus #6 said...

Excellent creative writing. Well done!

Teresa said...

WomanHonorThyself,
This is naivety beyond belief *UGH*

Teresa said...

Ron,
Thank You for the compliment. Well, was thinking about leaving the radical narcissist there, but I decided to respect the Office of President even if BO doesn't.

Teresa said...

OPie,
Thank You.

Most Rev. Gregori said...

The story is great, but the ending where BO is back on his throne, well that sucks.

Nickie Goomba said...

Terri, this blog seems to be bringing out the writer in you. Well done.

I really love it when when you so energetically point the finger at the Bad Guys.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Way to go Teresa ... give em hell !

The Conservative Lady said...

Teresa:
This is great stuff. I was laughing out loud. Keep up the good work, but I must agree...a happy ending next time. Oh wait...there couldn't be one...Biden and Pilosi would be in charge. It's a no-win either way.

The Conservative Lady said...

Forgot to mention...
The blog looks great!

blackandgoldfan said...

Very well done, Teresa! Sorry, but I was kinda hoping King Obama would've been left in the cave. And the Pelosi pic? OMG!!! I almost peed my pants!

Teresa said...

Most Rev. Gregory,
I totally understand what your saying, but it was a toss up. I don't which is worse Obama on the throne, or Biden on the throne with Pelosi as his assistant?

Teresa said...

Nickie,
Thanks so much. Up til recently haven't had much confidence in myself.

Teresa said...

Woodsterman,
Yep. I love giving the opposition hell.

Teresa said...

Conservative Lady,
Thanks. Yes, I was in a pickle with how to end my story. With Democrats in control no outcome could possibly be good. And, thanks for the compliment on my new blog look.

Teresa said...

BlackandGold,
Thanks. Couldn't resist the Pelosi pic. Well, unfortunately no ending would be happy. Its either Obama, or Biden and Pelosi running the country.