Friday, November 27, 2009

Obama's 10 Commandments

This is a brilliant post by Professor of Life that I am passing along. I hope that everyone  enjoys reading this.
H/T goes to Professor of Life. Please go check out his wonderful blog.

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)


II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.

V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.


VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.


IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

These can be sourced. Ask The awesome professor if you need to see it.

17 comments:

Bungalow Bill said...

Those are very good. Remember tax day and keep it holy, boy isn't that going to be a theme with this administration.

Nickie Goomba said...

This would be funnier if it weren't so true.

Ron Russell said...

The new 10 Commandments are to be posted in all public places and taught in all schools both private and public and those who willfully disobey this order will be subject to severe fines and imprisonment for no less than 20 years or until death which ever comes first.

Those sound about right for the new order.

The Conservative Lady said...

Thou shalt not covet...Obama is taking care of that one personally...no kidding!

Teresa,
I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving.

Teresa said...

BB,
All this administration cares about is money. What if a great number of Americans refused to pay their taxes in protest to Obamacare?

Teresa said...

Nickie,
You are right. The truth really sucks in this instance.

Teresa said...

The Conservative Lady,
Obama is certainly coveting alot.


I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving with family and friends.

Teresa said...

Ron,
You have got that about right. BO's new order centers around Obama's huge ego.

Daily Retard said...

Oh this is a GREAT post! I shall need to re-quote it in the near future.... Because like Nickie said, it is SO true.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Teresa: Thanks for posting this. The commandments are ALL too sad and true. Obummer might think he's a god now....but the ONE TRUE GOD has a special circle in hell waiting for him in the here after. He might fool the people, but he can't fool GOD.

I hope you are having a super Weekend. Mine has been relaxing and of course very nice, since I am in a moron free zone until monday! Thank you for your wonderful comments, you are a blessing and sweet friend as well.

The Saint said...

That was really great, that you both for it.

Anonymous said...

this is a little immature. you may not agree with obama, but don't make it sound like he thinks he's god. besides, do you really believe jesus was born without sperm?

Teresa said...

Amusing Bunni,
I think you are right. There is a place in hell waiting for BO. I am glad you are having a relaxing weekend! Well, lets just say Thanksgiving was great and then Saturday was interesting. God Bless!

Teresa said...

Daily Retard,
That's great!! This needs to be spread like wildfire since it is so true.

Teresa said...

The Saint,
The professor was brilliant.

Teresa said...

Anon,
If you really can't see how much of a narcissist BO is and how he does try and portray himself as God, I really feel sorry for you. Because its obvious you just don't want to see reality for what it truly is. Go have fun with your head in the sand.

LL said...

Nickie was right. Years ago we would have laughed it off as impossible. Today we're living in the place nobody ever thought we'd be.