Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Maureen Dowds Conservative Brother Kevin is Back!

In Maureen Dowd's latest column, she lets her conservative brother, Kevin take over and write in her place.  Did she get dropped as a baby or something?  What the heck went wrong with Maureen Dowd?  No, she probably just got brainwashed by Liberal professors.  At least she is gracious enough to allow her brother to write a column. Her brother Kevin is a common sense conservative who believes in morality and values.  Maybe, one day he will set his sister straight on the issues.

As my brother Kevin headed off to Christmas Eve Mass in the Maryland suburbs, I asked him how he thought the first year of Barack Obama had gone.
He didn’t have to pray long over that one. “Fine,” he replied, “if you like unmitigated disasters like the Hindenburg and the Redskins season.”
If it’s Christmas, it must be time for my conservative brother to take over my column and turn it a blazing shade of red.
So without further ado, here is Kevin unplugged, offering a perspective from “the real America,” as one of his favorite Republican philosophers, Sarah Palin, likes to put it:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Who could have guessed on Nov. 4, 2008, that the mood this Christmas would be so festive? Yet a feeling of optimism pervades as we watch the old Christmas movies and marvel at the winter wonderland on the Mall illuminated by our national Christmas tree. (No offense to that ardent Catholic Nancy Pelosi, who would prefer “holiday tree.”)
The Republicans, of course, got exactly what they deserved in 2006 and 2008 mainly because they acted like Democrats. Deficit spending and sex scandals are not a good recipe for success.
But by forcing through a government takeover of health care, the auto industry and the banks, the president and his Congressional henchmen have brought us in a time machine to Russia 1917. These massive changes have been done in secret and along bullying, straight party-line votes.
It is stunning to watch rich lawmakers driving their own expensive cars off the cliff and signing on to such a socialist agenda. In dismissing the tea parties and pushing through plans the American people obviously don’t want, they have made the fatal disconnect between the representatives and the represented.
President Obama continues life in the H.O.V. lane, fawned over by the press and the crowned heads of Europe. In between apologies, the president should have reminded those pompous blowhards that without our interference, they would all be speaking German.

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7 comments:

Opus #6 said...

OMGosh! This piece was SO GOOD! I am going to reblog it right now. I LOVE IT!!!!!

With a little linky love, of course.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Teresa ... what a great find. May Kevin give his sister an ulcer.

Nickie Goomba said...

At this very moment Maureen is demanding a DNA verification.

Bungalow Bill said...

Kevin Dowd has inspired me to reach new heights in 2010. Brilliant!

Ron Russell said...

Great piece of work Teresa. You can write! I read very little these days, its all I can do just to read a few post and leave short comments, but I try. I'm glad to see someone in the Dowd family has some common sense.

The Born Again American said...

Gee and I was demanding blood work simply because I love the beach and my twin / blog mate prefers the mountains... At least we're both in our "RIGHT" minds... I'd love Glenn Beck to have Kevin on his show, or is Kevin actually Maureen's alter ego... Remember when Michael and Janet Jackson suspiciously never appeared together... Have they ever been seen together in public?

Fuzzy Slippers said...

Seriously great stuff! Thanks for posting. :)